Me Tarzan

 "I hypothesize that the reason Perception outweighs Truth is that Truth demands a thorough examination and we all have ADHD." The Hutchings Hypothesis There is a pro-life poster I always see. It reads, “The supporters of abortion have already been born”. Now on the surface, the statement seems sound and seeing the frequency of which the statement/image/poster is used, I’d say it has even become a linchpin for the movement. That is until you examine the truth of the statement which is often overlooked: who better to support abortion than those among the living? Those who have seen the ills of unwanted pregnancies, pregnancies by abuse, the scar and shame of the woman/young girl who [to this day in some circles] is still treated like another piece of property instead of a living thinking being. Indeed, the supporters of abortion HAVE already been born and because of that, they are able to say “you should have a choice”. I bet you look at the whole thing differen...

"I hypothesize that when you’ve attained enough money that it becomes as disposable as a Kleenex, one can assert that one doesn’t need the money to be happy. Sad that one could not realize this seasons before." - The Hutchings Hypothesis There is a social experiment I intend to perform (and film of course). I am going to walk into a prominent supermarket, fill up my cart with roughly $1500 worth in groceries then, as I stand before the register, exclaim to the cashier – “Love”. When she asks for money I shall tell her, “Love”. When she looks at me with that asinine expression all members of the service industry have, I shall once again inform her of my position – “It’s not about the money, it’s about love”. And as the security flings me out on my ear, I shall exclaim, “Where’s the love ya’ll?” I grow weary of the aberration. Not love in its true sense, but the stupidity that is now marketed by the people whose mp3s we steal. This stupidity,...